When Big Mom is at her most mad, it’s not just the house.
She’s a madhouse.
In her new memoir, I Am the Monster: Living Inside the House of Horror, the former Big Mom and Big Daddy star tells how her husband and their children have been living in a house full of demons and spirits for years, but it was only in 2014 that she and her family finally learned how to control it.
The house has a story to tell and the best way to understand it is to understand what it’s really like inside, she writes.
But Big Mom had always been haunted.
“I had always thought, ‘If this happens, the house will fall down,'” she writes in her new book.
“But when we found out that this house was going to fall down, we thought, well, what’s the worst that could happen?
What happens if it breaks?
We had to think about that.”
The story of Big Mom in her house has been told many times before: In the 1960s, she told the story of the time her daughter was born with an umbilical cord that had been cut, and her husband, Mike, was stuck in a cave with a ghost.
She had a few more tales, but these were mostly about Big Daddy’s ghost haunting her daughter.
Then in the 1980s, a young woman in Texas was found wandering around her house, and Big Mom was left to think for herself.
“When we got there, there was this woman in a white dress, in a very strange outfit,” she says.
“We thought that she must be somebody who had come from the outside world.”
So she decided to explore the woman’s house.
And when she went inside, her family was horrified to discover that her husband had been killed in a car crash, leaving her husband in a wheelchair.
It wasn’t until she found out about her daughter that she realized what had happened to her husband.
In addition to the horrifying tales, Big Mom has been haunted by demons, including the ghost of a former child star who would torment her children, her own family and even her own children’s siblings.
Her family has also been possessed by demons who had been trying to kill her, including a group of them.
“I have a feeling that we are haunted,” she writes of her demons.
“My whole family, in the worst way imaginable, I feel the same way about them.
And we have to figure out how to deal with that.”
Big Mom’s new memoir includes a number of other unsettling stories, including about the house’s haunted kitchen.
“This is the most terrifying kitchen I have ever been in,” she tells her daughters.
“You can hear it.
You can feel it.
It’s not pleasant.
It doesn’t have the same charm of the kitchen of the old house.
The only way it’s going to be pleasant is if we take it apart.
That would be so beautiful.
I feel like it is just a little thing, but a very real thing.”
When Big Mom decided to take the kitchen apart, she also decided to put the ghost inside it.
“And then the ghost came out,” she wrote.
“It didn’t know who it was.
I was terrified.”
So now she’s trying to figure it out herself.
“If you’re like me, you might say, ‘Wow, you’re trying to do it,’ but I think the answer is, I really can’t figure it all out,” Big Mom told the New York Times.
“That’s how much I love the house.”
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